Danny Tanner? Trash. Ostrich head ass boy.
Carl Winslow? Boring..... Fuck 12.
Stu Pickles was tight cause he had the plug on the toys but that guy was a shitty parent. Letting his 1 year old son Tommy Pickles run away everyday.
What's the lame ass dad name from The Wild Thornberrys? I dunno he not shit.
All these dads are garbo. Except one. Raymundo Rocket.
Bruh his last name Rocket and he goes by Raymundo. How the fuck could he not be that nigga? He sound like he the plug.
Raymundo Rocket is the greatest dad in television history.
HE'S A BALANCED PARENT
Raymundo is a cool ass dad but Otto and Reggie respect the fuck outta him because they know they can't walk over Raymundo. Raymundo kicks it with them, goes surfing with them, but he's very strict with them also.
Raymundo balances being a strict parent and being a fun parent. Some parents are 100 percent strict or 100 percent fun. They don't know how to balance it and their kids are either going to be super boring or super bad.
HE LETS HIS KIDS BE AMBITIOUS
Otto out here doing 900's on skate ramps and riding down bruisemans curve where if he falls he can die and shit at 10 years old. Reggie playing hockey and runs her own magazine. Raymundo let them do what their heart desires. He allows them to cultivate their passions.
What parent would let their son wear sport goggles all fucking day? Raymundo Fucking Rocket. That's who.
HE'S A BOSS
Raymundo runs his own business with his ace Tito. They own "The Shore Shack." I wish my pops owned his own spot next to the beach where I could come and eat Tacos anytime I wanted like Otto and Reggie.
Raymundo was a boss and didn't work for nobody. A great example he's setting for his kids. Get your own shit and build it with your homies. He lets them work there and learn the business so that he can pass it down to them to run it. That's what it's about. Generational Hustles.
He also owns Rocket Boards and he sponsors Otto's extreme sports career.
PARTICIPATES WITH KIDS
Raymundo surfs with his kids and their friends any chance he gets. Sometimes he even closes The Shore Shack early to go kick it with his young'ns. He takes them on cool ass trips too. Dude a legendary parent.
THE BUCKET HAT
Raymundo made Bucket Hats the wave. He never took that shit off. He even surfed with that bucket hat on.
When you a boss you can dress how the fuck you want. Look at Raymundo.
Raymundo was in the classic surf movie "Easy Nose Rider" which made him a surfing legend. He probably still got checks off that shit.
You know Raymundo was firing up that PRESSURE! That GAS! That KILL! Raymundo stayed higher than a muhfucka. I mean he surfs in a fucking bucket hat that means he always chill.
I heard Hawaii had some beautiful dank dank so you know Tito was plugged in with the ancient hawaiians family and brought the trees to Ocean Shores.
A dad that smokes the trees will forever succeed.
When I become a father I'm going to follow in the steps of the great Raymundo Rocket. Greatest dad in television history.