Daenarys comes out the gate giving Jamie URL Don Demarco bars. She gave this boy that “Lemme talk to this nigga 3rd round bars.
Bran Basically saying “the things we do for cheeks.” Dude an asshole but he real.
Brienne really made an O.G call.Saved Jamie’s life.
Tyrion held his breath the whole meeting.
Cersei got everybody pissed while she getting her back blown out by a dude who looks like Sid from Toy Story with a army of goons on stand by. She might be the best villain ever.
Arya wanna eat that boy alive she don’t care bout that weapon. Whether Arya is into men or women it’s apparent she will always be the man of the relationship.
If Jamie just simply said “My Bad” to Bran I would’ve lost my shit. Bran also talking like the nigga from “Don’t be a menace” in jail. Damn this dude is really Jaden Smith in a wheelchair.
Tyrion death is pretty cool. Passing away while getting a blowjob is an honorable death to me.
Jamie admits he’s washed. We all miss the arrogant two hand piece of shit Jamie.
Jorah did some noble shit praising Tyrion to Daenarys. He’s really taking this friend zone shit seriously. He not trying to climb out that hole.
I just knew Daenarys and Sansa speaking wouldn’t end well. Sansa was pressing the turf extra hard. The North doesn’t bow to anybody no more. When she said that I said “Alexa.. Play North North by Project Pat.”
Theon returns and at this point he’s committing suicide.
Niggas shook. Scared to fight. A Little girl had more heart than a grown man
Tormund wants some coochie before the war pop off.
They bout to treat Bran like yeah yeah from Sandlot to lure in The Night King. If the rope breaks they won’t be able to save that boy.
The confidence Sam has now brings real nigga tears to my eyes. Boy used to be softer than love handles now he’s respected.
After the meeting Daenarys like “damn Jon you not gone give me some dick before we die?” Aegon wants no parts Auntie.
Tyrion bout to pick Bran brain. My boy plotting. Don’t sleep.
Grey worm think he bout to go to the beach with the baddest bitch in Game Of Thrones. Nah you dying my friend. It’s over. Touch that natural berries and juices afro for the last time my friend.
Sam was the first to kill a white walker. He really running down the stats on these niggas. He brought receipts.
Tormund got giant titty milk strength. Now it all makes sense. He was Tity Boy before 2 Chainz. Nigga been a cheat code from the start. Dude just said fuck it I’m a stay with this big ass titty until I turn into Thanos.
Arya got her weapon and that weapon she either going to kill the dead dragon with or the night king.
I’m not supposed to see Arya’s titties. I’m bout to check wikipedia right now. I need an age conformation…… Okay she’s 22. Arya put Gendry to sleep. That boy knocked out with drool on his lip. Had him sleep like Deebo on Stanley front lawn. Arya a killer with that KILLA. A virgin put this nigga Gendry to sleep. A VIRGIN! It’s official Arya is the most dangerous bitch we’ve ever seen. She looked like she could murder 10 more mothafuckas after putting him to sleep. She don’t get tired.
“Fuck tradition” - Tormund ….. What a great quote from Tity Boi.
Jamie Knighting Brienne was beautiful. Just think nobody from this room drinking wine will be alive together.
Daenarys is pissed about fucking her nephew. You can see in her eyes she got that “I won’t tell if you won’t tell” look. She on some “Last Time” shit like Trey Songz. This series is made so she will never get the throne. That’s too obvious. She pissed about her nephew cause she like “Damn I really just traveled the fucking world built my own shit and I can’t even get the throne? Ahhh you mothafuckas. I’m putting cases on all you bitches.” *Denzel voice*
Finally it’s Royal Rumble time. The Night King is like “ARE YOU READY???? THEN FOR THE THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE AND THE MILLIONS WATCHING AROUND THE WORLD. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LETS GET READY TO SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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