17 THINGS THAT MUST HAPPEN IN 2017
17 things that must happen in 2017.
A ACTUAL GOOD D.C FILM
After the trash that is Batman V Superman and Suicide Squad I must say I am scared to even see the upcoming "Justice League" film. What makes things worse is that there is a rumor going around that "Gotham City Sirens" A Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, and Catwoman film will go into production in 2017.
Why are they shooting that shit before a Batman solo film? I have no fucking clue. It sounds like a disaster. Lord help all of us nerds please. D.C is all about the money grab and not great films. Please change in 2017.
A NEW KENDRICK LAMAR ALBUM
I still play "To Pimp A Butterfly" today. It's an album that is doing something rare for a rap album these days......
It's aging well.
Each listen just feels more and more timeless.
It's coming up on 2 years. It's about that time for K.Dot to serve up that new dope.
DELETE 90% OF THE PEOPLE YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH
Why are you pretending? You don't like none of those fuckers. GET RID OF THEM! ALL OF THEM! They're useless to you. Erase them off all your social media. I dislike 95% of my classmates. They serve no purpose in my life.
All people you went to high school with want to do is argue. Tell them to go suck a dick and then delete them.
THINK FOR YOURSELF
As social media grew bigger and bigger over the years the ability of humans to think for themselves decreased rapidly. It's in the red.
In 2017 please think for yourself. There's a new album out everyone says it's awesome. You don't think it's awesome. GREAT! Hold on to that feeling and opinion. It's what makes you unique.
You don't want to go out but everybody is out kicking it. GREAT! Stay in and eat ice cream.
Everyone is buying the latest things. You don't want to buy those new clothes or the latest gadget. AWESOME! It's okay!
Fuck what that celebrity is talking about. STOP WORSHIPPING THEM! How do YOU feel? You don't have to do what he or she is doing or think how they're thinking. Your thoughts are what matter. Think for yourself in 2017.
ATTACK ON TITAN SEASON 2
My dick jumped just from typing this. Next topic.
VEGANS GOTTA SHUT THE FUCK UP
You eat cauliflower for breakfast good for you. I'm going to eat this leftover extra large pizza for breakfast because I can.
I am sick of you assholes. All of you. This is coming from a Vegetarian so you Vegans must really be dickheads.
Eat your tofu and shut the fuck up.
STOP CHASING PEOPLE
If they're in your life, great. If they're not, great. It doesn't stop you from being you. You're the shit. Whoever wants to be in your life will be there. Don't chase people. People aren't meant to be chased. Chase shots of Whiskey (women only). If you're a man chasing shots you're a pussy.
READ 12 BOOKS
Read a book a month. Reading is such a crucial hobby. Your brain is a muscle and it must be exercised. Just reading 15 minutes a day will help you progress.
ACTUALLY HAVE FUN FOR "YOU"
Don't have fun for me on Snapchat or Instagram. Have fun for YOURSELF. Don't be the person pretending to have fun for approval from people on social media. Actually have a fucking ball man!
You're a fucking human. You know how lucky you are to be a human? You could've been a earthworm but you're not. You're a human being. Now go and have some fucking fun. Some actual forreal fun.
OVERSEAS TRAVEL
I want to go to Africa. You should come with me. Let's all go to Africa! Get your passport, get a camera, and hop on a plane. This world is pretty fucking huge and it's waiting for us to travel it.
MORE PICTURES
Not just 100 selfies. Actual pictures. Flowers. The sky. People. Nature. Buy a good camera! More pictures in 2017.
COMMUNICATE LIKE ADULTS
Speak up. You'll be glad that you did. Rid yourself of timidness. It doesn't help. It cripples you. If something bothers you let's talk about it. If you need help let's talk about it. It's what adults do.
GO TO 3 MUSIC FESTIVALS
And dance your ass off.
ACCOUNTABILITY
I fuck up. You fuck up. We all fuck up. Own it. It builds character. In 2017 be accountable for your actions. Always.
HATE NEVER GETS AN INVITATION
Let hate sit at home alone by itself. Ignore the hate. Don't invite it in your life. Some people just want you to be miserable with them. They have nothing going and they don't love themselves and they're not secure with who they are. Don't even invite hate to the party.
PATIENCE AND OPTIMISM
These 2 things are your sword and shield in life. It takes a special person to have these 2 things at all times. They can't hurt you. They can only help you.
YOU GOTTA START
Whatever you want to do. Just start. Fuck an idea. Everybody has ideas. Who acts upon them are the winners. You want to lose weight well go to the gym tomorrow. You want to write a novel then start writing now. Just fucking start. What are you waiting for? Just do it.
