Hey. I watch a lot of shit and a lot of characters do a lot of fuck shit so let's cut the shit and get right to it.

NINO BROWN

Yes, the way he took over "The Carter Apartments" was some gangsta shit but you wanna know what's not some gangsta shit? All those people he made homeless when he took it over. They had nothing to do with his bullshit and they suffered for it. He had the financial means to put them elsewhere also but he didn't. He just turned the whole building to a trap house. He poured champagne on a beautiful black woman and mocked her inability to get pregnant. He shielded himself from gunfire using a black child. Killed a innocent school teacher. He killed his best friend and fronted on him in front of the whole organization. Let's speak on G-Money real quick.

G-Money was the reason the CMB even became successful. He discovered crack and he didn't keep the hustle for himself he brought it to his homies so everyone can eat. He could've easily got boomin in the streets. When G-Money did the side deal he didn't shit on Nino he didn't want Nino dead or locked up he just wanted something for himself. Nino such a bitch ass nigga that he didn't want to see G-Money grow or have a life if he wasn't involved to use him.

Nino Brown also was a RAT. He snitched. If you on the stand and you say you not going down by yourself and you taking a whole lot of people with you that sounds like some snitching ass shit to me. Nino Brown a fuck boy.

DOC BROWN

No relation to Nino Brown but they both bitches so they kinda related in a bitch ass sense. Doc Brown from Back To The Future is a bitch because he's very selfish. He made a huge discovery. He found out how to travel in time. The first time he did it with Marty they found out the consequences of time travel. Doc Brown almost erased Marty McFly's existence and the McFly's family existence but does Doc Brown give a fuck? Nope! Instead of stopping and not risking anything as sad as erasing another mothafucka existence we get two more movies of his bullshit. He wants to time travel for fun and his joy of experimenting. Well do that shit by yourself you asshole, don't bring other people into your shit. Doc Brown is a dick.

TONY MONTANA

I watch Scarface almost weekly. It's a very motivating film because of the clear rags to riches story. There's a lot of good you can take from Tony Montana and his come up. Things like Always keeping your word. Be a one woman guy. Fuck a regular job. You know simple shit but despite all the good that he showed in the film he was still a bitch ass nigga. Nino Brown was watching him quite closely in New Jack City if you noticed so we see where the bitchassness came from in Nino's case.

Tony Montana was in a refugee camp and he killed a former rat/asshole to earn a ticket out of the camp. He was taken in by Frank Lopez a drug kingpin in Miami. All around nice guy. Coached a little league baseball team for christ sakes. Loved looking out for his friends/employees. He put Tony on. What does Tony do in return? Tony makes a huge deal behind his back and tries to take his wife. Even after Tony made the deal with Sosa behind Frank's back, Frank STILL tried to school him and look out for him. Telling him to move quietly so he can last in the business. Tony scoffs at that idea.

Tony was chilling up until the point he first laid eyes on Frank's wife Elvira Hancock. Once he seen her Tony did not give a fuck about anything anymore. That is the power of pussy and you saw it on display. Everything Tony did to Frank was because of pussy. Elvira Hancock's to be exact. The money, loyalty, and business were second behind Elvira to Tony.

Riding back after a night out with Manolo. Tony says Frank is soft which was true but Manolo warns Tony about fucking around with the boss's lady. Now if Elvira willingly just left Frank for Tony while Frank was alive that would be a different story. How the saying go? "Your bitch chose me?" Frank would just have to take the "L" that's just apart of the game. In this case that didn't happen. Tony kept coming at Elvira. Elvira turned him down every time. She was loyal as fuck to Frank. She was a cokehead but she was super loyal. Tony had to kill Frank to make Elvira his wife.

The reason Frank even attempted to kill Tony was because Tony tried to fuck his wife and implied he wouldn't stop trying, basically called him a bitch and said he wouldn't do shit about it in front of his crew and his wife, add the secret deal with Sosa behind his back and that's what made Frank green light the assassination attempt.

Tony goes on to kill his best friend for marrying his sister. Leave his homies to get murdered because he's snorting a mountain of fucking coke while Sosa sent the goons. Gets his sister killed. I truly believe if Manolo was alive Tony wouldn't have died. Manolo would've been there to watch his back but instead Tony got his back blown the fuck out by a double barrel shotgun. Tony Montana's mother was right. Her son isn't shit. Frank was right too. Everything he told Tony to do, Tony did the opposite and now Tony is dead man floating in his "World Is Yours" fountain.

BISHOP

WHY DO RAPPERS PRAISE THIS BITCH?! There is nothing gangsta about Bishop at fucking all. NOTHING! He is the definition of a fuck boy. First, this clown couldn't even walk up and down his block without Radames bullying him. Even Steel pointed that out to him. Bishop rants about not getting respect in his hood so what does he do? Kill innocent people and kill his friend. He killed Raheem then hugged Raheem's mother at his repass. Kills Radames which Radames brought on himself so whatever. Shoots Steel. Tries to frame Q. Bishop was just a coward not a gangsta. Killing your homies just to get some respect from strangers? Bitch shit.

When he's on the roof with Q and he doesn't have a gun. SURPRISE!! Bishop is a pussy and he can't fight at all. No hands having ass boy. Q beat his ass with a bullet in one of his arms and that piece of shit Bishop fell off the roof. All is well in the world. Bishop was a hoe. Stop praising that clown.

CHRISTIAN GREY

If you never seen 50 Shades Of Grey. Good. You're smarter than me. It's basically Twilight without vampires but with titties, worse acting, and boring kinky sex. Never thought there would be worse acting than Twilight. This shit proved me wrong. I thought about never listening to a woman ever again after seeing this trash. The film is about a rich dickhead pressuring a stupid, naive woman into signing a sex contract and him popping up unannounced everywhere this woman went. He was literally stalking this girl and not once did she find that shit creepy.

He's a bitch in the sense that he just isn't upfront about what he wants to do with this woman but keeps pressuring her. The guy is rich as fuck and I highly doubt that he earned his fortune by not being upfront. Instead of keeping it 100 and saying "Hey, I'm a weirdo, I like kinky shit, I punish women for my pleasure. Sign the contract so we can proceed," we get a film about them arguing over the contract cause he won't leave the girl alone. She's not into BDSM bruh. Guess what? You're rich as fuck and you'll find no trouble in finding a girl that is. Either she sign the contract or you stop fucking with her. Simple. They have no chemistry so that's why it doesn't make sense. We don't know why she's into him or why he's into her. It's just dumb.

Lines like "If you were mine you wouldn't be able to sit for a week." Bruh you sound like a rapist. Bitches say shit like that. He took this chick virginity and afterwards started playing the piano while she was sleep like he was fucking Mozart. Get this dracula head ass muhfucka outta here. How do you expect a woman who was just a virgin to just jump head first into that BDSM shit? Epitome of a clown.

NICKY SANTORO

Where to begin? In Casino, Nicky was Sam's best friend. He was Sam's muscle. Sam wasn't a gangsta he was just a hustler. Sam knew how to get money. Nicky knew how to collect and kill people. Together they're the perfect team but Nicky a bitch and Sam is soft so it's doomed. Nicky fucked his best friends woman, fucked up the money and the scam, and tried to kill his best friend. Even though Sam's wife was an evil whore, she was his wife and Nicky crossed the line. Sam was doing just fine before Nicky relocated to Vegas and fucked everything up . He wanted to start a war and put his best friend in the middle of it. Not cool.

RAMONA FLOWERS

Scott Pilgrim was fighting for the love of the most narcissistic piece of shit walking the planet. Ramona Flowers was a shitty human being and cared for no one but herself. She is extremely boring. She showed no emotion when Scott was killed by one of her exes. No facial expression. No words. Just stared at Scott dying like he was nothing. Don't get me wrong I'd still fuck her but I wouldn't be happy about it. Scott could do better.

*Whispers* Read the comics. They're better than the movie.

MICHAEL CORLEONE

This once falls into Tony Montana territory. There is a lot of good you can take from Michael and live by. He's a very calculated man but he's a bitch.

When Michael took over he was just such an evil human being. I figure you have to be when you're apart of the mafia but his heartless nature carried over to his family life. You never see Michael smile once in The Godfather Part 2. The difference between him and his father is fascinating. Vito Corleone was evil too but he always helped people and had such a caring soul underneath it all. You see this in the Part 2 flashbacks. Vito was a huge family man and traditional. It wasn't all about money to him because if it was he would've accepted the offer to move drugs in the first movie. He was the only person who was against it. Vito was respected because he heard out everyone no matter how big or small they were.

Michael cares about no one but himself. In the words of Gucci Mane, Michael got lost in the sauce. The mob life swallowed his soul. He was literally a shell. He was losing his family, losing friends, abusing people, gaining more enemies. He was just a mess of a man even though he would be so calm most of the time. Michael Corleone is the definition of a rich lonely person. He's always surrounded by people but he's the loneliest mothafucka walking the planet. He just does so much bitch shit in the second movie that puts him on this list.