We all have talents we praise and shit like that. Everybody a fan of something. Whether it’s music or chicken it’s true. With that being said a lot of dweebs take the fan shit too far and are annoying in the process. Here are the fans that get on my fucking nerves.
THE ZERO OBJECTIVITY FAN
I’m a huge fan of Jay-Z. I’ve been listening to Jay-Z for a long time. If Jay-Z releases music that I don’t think is good then I’ll say it isn’t good. Doesn’t mean I’m not a fan anymore I’m just not a weak ass nigga who don’t know how to be objective. These fans are annoying because they know some of the shit their favorite artist release not good but they swinging from that artist dick or clit so fucking tough that it doesn’t matter. Then again maybe I’m wrong here. Who am I to tell you what’s good or not?
Kanye West fans do this shit the most to give you an example. I like Yeezus for his method of the production on that album but the songs were fucking awful. I caught a lot of hate for saying that from his goofy ass fans. He could literally shoot a innocent person in the face from point blank range and they’d find an excuse to call it art somehow.
THE SUPER FAN
You ever see fan bases of an artist that do so much over the top fandom that you start to resent the artist that these fans cheer for? It's not even the artist fault. It's that their fans are so fucking annoying that I just say fuck it throw the whole discography away. I'll go listen to something else. They literally suck the fun out of everything. Actually The Super fan is basically all these fans on this list rolled into one. They're basically a Megazord of annoying shit.
THE "HOW COULD YOU NOT LISTEN TO THIS PERSON" FAN
Cause nigga I fucking don’t…. that’s why! Da fuck? If a person don’t listen to a person they just don’t listen to a person.
"OMG YOU DONT LISTEN TO DRAKE???"
No nigga. Why is that shocking? You like what you like and I like what I like. Leave it at that you bozo. These fans try to make it their business to make you feel weird for not listening to certain artist that they deem the best or whatever. Go drink some tea and shut the fuck up.
THE FRAUDULENT FAN
These are the fans that act like they’re fans of people but secretly don’t like the person they claim they’re a fan of. They’re usually in debates about the artist they claim to be fans of but they’re bashing them which makes you realize that they’re pretending to be a fan to disguise their dislike of a artist because they just stupid or they’re afraid of what people will think if they weren’t fans of. Actually like what you want……wit ya bitch ass.
THE COMPETITIVE FAN BASE FAN
If you put #Team in front of any fucking thing I’m gonna assume you do animal sacrifices in your closet. You wanna see this shit in it’s saddest form just search on twitter Remy Ma, Nicki Minaj, & Cardi B. Each fan base of these rappers are trying to tear down each other and each rapper. It’s the saddest shit ever. It’s not difficult to just listen to who you like and not insult the next artist. This shit is a culture issue seriously. They try to pit black women against each other every chance they get.
THE "GET BACK TO THAT OLD SHIT" FAN
Sadly this is me I must admit. I say this all the time but I have to realize a artist maybe mentally not in that creative space anymore. I know I would get mad if someone wanted me to create something I felt like I grew out of. It would piss me off. They’re in charge of their craft and they have the freedom to make whatever they want. My opinion doesn’t matter to them and it shouldn’t.
THE "THEY’RE NOT HUMAN" FAN
You sick mothafuckas act like these artists can’t make mistakes or have flaws. You think their sole purpose of their life is to entertain you and only you. Man fuck you. They don’t owe you anything. They go through problems just like you and me and their problems might be worse because there’s so much money attached to their names. Your name is nowhere in their contracts. Get over yourself.
THE CLOSET FAN
Who the fuck you fooling? You pop all this shit about “Nah I never heard of him/her” yes you did you little bitch and you’re low-key a fanboy or fangirl. I hate niggas like this. Nobody thinks you’re cool for pretending like you never heard of a certain artist or song or album. Nobody cares. Niggas like this wanna be different so bad but still regular as fuck. You listen to trap music like a normal nigga too. You’re not above nobody you fucking dork. It’s okay to be in the loop you fuckhead.
THE BANDWAGON FAN
Hopping on every wave possible just for you to hop off in a month. Sports fans do this most. Every hot team they hop on the bandwagon. Can’t believe how many Raiders fans there were last year. I’ve been a Raiders fan my whole life. Basically suffered for decades except for last year and the super bowl blowout to the Bucs. Just look at all these NEW Golden State Warriors fans now. It’s disgusting.
THE "OH YOU LIKE THEM NOW" FAN
YES YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA I DO LIKE THEM NOW! FUCK OUTTA HERE! THE FUCK YOU KEEPING TABS ON WHEN I FINALLY LISTEN TO SOMETHING?
I wasn’t a Jay-Z fan until The Dynasty album. I then went back and listened to his old shit after I bought The Dynasty album. It had to do more with me maturing and understanding his lyrics more as I grew older.
It’s okay to catch on to people art late. It happens. I’ve done it and it’s not the end of the world.
THE "SELF PROCLAIMED DAY ONE” FANS
“AW MAN YOU BEEN LISTENING TO JAY-Z SINCE REASONABLE DOUBT? MY BAD HOMIE LET ME EMPTY OUT MY BANK ACCOUNT AND GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY FOR SUCH AN ACCOMPLISHMENT. MATTER FACT HERE’S MY PHONE YOU CAN HAVE ALL MY HOES IN THERE. THEY BOUND TO GIVE YOU ALL THE PUSSY YOU CAN HANDLE SINCE YOU’RE A DAY ONE FAN. I GOTTA WARN YOU THOUGH ERICA GOT A HUSBAND SO WHEN YOU PULL UP TO HER CRIB KEEP A THUMPER ON YOU. THE PUSSY FAT THOUGH SO IF YOU DIE, DEATH WON’T FEEL SO BAD AFTER YOU SMASH. I’LL MAKE SURE TO HAVE “TRUE DAY ONE FAN” WRITTEN ON YOUR TOMBSTONE. SO NO ONE EVER FORGETS HOW IMPORTANT YOU ARE TO SOCIETY AND WHAT YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE FOR WHICH IS TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU WERE A DAY ONE FAN AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE NOT."
WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK. I REPEAT WE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU BEING 1 OF 8 PEOPLE IN THE CROWD FOR FRANK OCEANS FIRST EVER SHOW. WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK YOU WERE LISTENING TO SZA FIRST EVER PROJECT BEFORE ANYONE. NOBODY FUCKING CARES DAWG! NO ONE! STOP WEARING THAT SHIT LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR. YOU GETS NO POINTS FOR IT NIGGA. NIGGAS BEEN SAYING THEY DAY ONE FANS LIKE THAT’S SUPPOSED TO CHANGE MY PERCEPTION OF THEM. NIGGA YOUR MUSIC TASTE STILL TRASH SO I GUESS YOU BEING A DAY ONE FAN IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC!