GAME OF THRONES "THE LAST OF THE STARKS" REVIEW
She like damn I fucked my nephew I shoulda gave you some ass Jorah. “Alexa play Keyshia Cole I shoulda Cheated.”
Sansa thinking the same thing about Theon as I stated above.
Jon Snow voice sounding like Shao Khan’s voice in Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Great speech. Shout out to Aegon.
Yes Samwell you fat fuck. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM!!! You put him there. You did this to Edd you piece of shit. Eat a dick.
How the fuck is greyworm alive man?? He should’ve died. I watched the last episode over again and they played it so safe. No one of importance really died. All safe kills. Tormund shouldn’t be alive but titties brought him this far so I’ll let that slide. Jaime and Brienne should be outta here. Samwell that useless sack of gravy should’ve been burning in this episode. Actually the war against the dead was kinda overrated if you watch it again. The Night King was useless he didn’t even use his sword. The White Walkers didn’t do ANYTHING at all. They hyped that war up for years just for the Night King to wet the bed. They literally wasted our time with that shit. All that build up and nothing critical really happened.
Gendry want some ass. He ain’t slick.
Daenarys promoted Gendry to Lord Gendry. Congrats Genry now go find Arya cause you know you don’t give a fuck bout that shit. Nigga been thinking about that assassin coochie since the final dead body dropped.
Sansa gone kill either Daenary’s or Jon Snow or play a role in it. She sees that Daenarys isn’t a good leader. The Gendry promotion was forced and obvious. Anybody with a brain and knows the game can see through Daenarys.
Turn up Brienne. Yo big ass need to be drunker than everybody in that bitch. I wanna see Brienne get wasted and start pretending to dunk on every nigga in the party.
Bran is a weird fuck. Just sitting thinking bout the past all day. I wish I had Bran’s powers then I can somehow travel back in time and fuck Jazmine Cashmere in her prime.
OF COURSE TITTY MAN TORMUND IS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!!
Jon/Aegon getting all the praise and Daenarys is SICK that they praising this nigga. She knows deep down Jon is a better leader and ruler of people. She just gave Gendry this prestigious ass title and everybody forgot that shit in 2 seconds and start praising Aegon. She knows she can never be like him kinda like how Jody got told by Melvin “Lil nigga you can never be me.”
Somebody left a Starbucks cup on the table while filming. Woooowwwwwwwwwww!! Ruined everything. Better go edit that out.
Tyrion a piece of shit. Tyrion the nigga you probably gone punch in the face twice a year if he’s your friend but you still fuck with him cause he real.
Titty Man Tormund got some pussy. Got him a lil nasty freak.
The hound stay pissed bruh. That shit is hilarious cause that’s me in real life.
This might be the most lit kickback ever. The North invented Kickbacks.
Gendry proposed & got rejected. Arya was like “nigga I ain’t no Queen I got bodies to catch.”
Jamie smashed. Knew he was about to climb that tree.
Jon wasted & he tripping. Why in the fuck would you tell anyone if you don’t want the throne. Can’t have it both ways dawg and this secret is going to be his downfall. It’s clearly Daenarys downfall if the secret gets out because Sansa gone take that shit and finesse Daenarys from the throne and if the people find out they’re going to pledge their loyalty to Jon. He’s clearly the better ruler. The secret is going to fuck both of them over.
Daenarys is awful. Like her judgement fucking stinks. She’s someone that can be easily beaten if you have a a good strategy and a decent army.
Jamie regrets climbing the mountain??? My nigga looking sad.
DAENARYS IS FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! SANSA HAD THE RIGHT IDEA. REST UP. GATHER RESOURCES AND MORE INFORMATION AND WAIT TO GO TO KING’S LANDING. YOU COULD GET MORE INTEL ABOUT HOW THEY’RE SETTING UP TO ATTACK YOU. DAENARYS IS PLAYING RIGHT INTO CERSEI’S HANDS. SO PREDICTABLE!!! SHE’S NOT TAKING INTO ACCOUNT THAT EURON IS POSSIBLY WAITING AND PREPARED FOR THEM TO COME? DUDE IS A VETERAN. HOW THE FUCK IS CERSEI GOING TO GET STRONGER WITH NO MORE ALLIES? SHE IS MAKING NO SENSE. DAENARYS IS ALL EMOTION AND NO TACT! I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING AT MY TV!!!! JON GOOFY ASS STILL PUSSY WHIPPED AND AGREEING WITH THIS DUMBASS PLAN!!! YOU HAVE KING ARYA AT YOUR DISPOSAL AS THE GREATEST ASSASSIN AND YOU DON’T USE HER? ARYA JUST SHOWED US HOW COVERT SHE IS WITH THE SCENE IN THE WAR IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE DEAD. THEY HAVE SENSITIVE HEARING AND SHE GOT OUT THAT LIBRARY UNSEEN AND SHE SNUCK UP ON THE WHITE WALKERS AND NIGHT KING AND LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN AND YOU’RE NOT GOING TO USE HER?! WHATEVER IS THE MOST UNEXPECTED PLAN THAT’S WHAT YOU GO WITH. THEY ARE NOT EXPECTING A COVERT MISSION. THEY’RE EXPECTING YOUR BIG ASS DRAGONS TO TRY AND COME BURN SHIT DOWN.
“I don’t need any allies” - King Arya “Suck My Balls” Stark
Arya clearly understands how dumb that strategy is. Daenarys doesn’t care about Jon unless she gets her way. You think she’d give up the throne for Jon? I know Jon would give it up for her but do you think she would do the same? “Give me a Fuck No for $500 Alex.” Arya and Sansa have every right to be concerned about Daenarys.
Bran ain’t shit bruh. Why he instigate that shit? Somebody roll this nigga down a flight of stairs. Why in the fuck is Jon telling Sansa and Arya. Arya won’t say shit. Sansa is going to tell EVERYBODY! This shows her that Daenarys is not the rightful owner to the throne and that’s exactly what Sansa wants and needs. Jon just made a fatal mistake. He’s finished. That’s my prediction. Daenarys is definitely finished. She’s not getting the iron throne. Jon is playing this shit just like Ned Stark. Smh.
Bronn my nigga. He’s like the Stone Cold Steve Austin of Game Of Thrones. He’s a solo act. He’s not loyal to anybody but himself and he gets shit done. He doesn’t get his way he’s causing hell. Dude just got Highgarden.
Arya and The hound are the tag team champions and the ancestors of Fulton Reed & Dean Portman aka The Bash Brothers from Mighty Ducks.
I FUCKING KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU YOU WAS GONNA TELL. LITTLEFINGER HOE ASS RUBBED OFF ON SANSA. SHE SPILLS TEA. TYRION BIG MOUTH ASS DEFINITELY NOT KEEPING THAT SECRET. IT’S OVER FOR JON AND DAENARYS. LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN!
Titty Man Tormund & Jon saying goodbye was sad. They were mortal enemies and straight became homies. That’s so dope.
Jon Snow is finished. I can feel it. These goodbyes are too real. Get Samwell the FUCK outta here.
Tyrion told Varys. THE QUEEN OF TEA!!! It’s over bruh. All seven kingdoms will know by nightfall.
Euron smashed these niggas like I thought he would. See what a dumbass plan that was.
Cersei doing what she did to Robert by telling Euron that it’s his baby.
Daenarys is fucking awful. She literally maybe a notch above Joffrey in terms of leadership. She’s that bad. Terrible leader and an awful strategist as I’ve said 1000 times already. The baddest woman in Game Of Thrones is now a prisoner. She got her other dragon killed. She wants to storm Kings Landing and kill thousands of innocent people just to get one person and then expect them to respect her after having no regards for their lives to get the throne? Make it make sense sis. She thinks like a spoiled brat. Like I said she’s all emotion and no tact. Cersei’s plan is ruthless as fuck but it’s who she is and it’s smart. Put the people in King’s Landing in danger and if she’s killed by the dragon then the people who survive will never forgive Daenarys and compare her to her father the mad king and Daenarys will have nothing to rule. It’s a chess move by Cersei. In chess you have to think moves ahead and consider every scenario. The only scenario Daenarys chooses to see is herself as Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. She’s trying to force her way to the throne. That doesn’t work. She thinks short term and not long term. I’m literally watching Daenarys implode on this episode and it’s funny as fuck. It would not shock me if she killed Jon Snow for the throne he doesn’t want. Wouldn’t shock me one bit. She’s looking like a villain to me right now.
Varys is right and Tyrion knows it and Tyrion is hypnotized by Daenarys. Snap out of it my guy. You smarter than this.
Jamie wearing it out every night. Lmaoooooooo!
Jamie runs down the line of sins he committed for Cersei and she’s never done shit for that boy. Jaime is going to kill Cersei and he will die in the process of doing it.
WHY THE BADDEST QUEEN IN GAME OF THRONES GOTTA DIE????!!!!! SHE WENT OUT LIKE A G THOUGH. SHE YELLED DRACARYS NAME BASICALLY SAYING BURN THIS MOTHAFUCKA DOWN AFTER I DIE. YOU BETTER RIDE FOR ME!!! THE TRUE QUEEN OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS MISSANDEI!!! I STAN FORVER!!! ILL NEVER FORGIVE DAENARYS FOR THIS SHIT. IT’S HER FAULT AND STUPIDITY THAT PUT THAT MELANIN QUEEN IN THAT POSITION. SANSA TOLD YOUR DUMBASS TO CHILL. I SWEAR IF SHE GETS THE THRONE I WILL PERSONALLY SIT DOWN AND WRITE HATE MAIL TO THE WRITERS OF THIS SHOW. LIKE TAKE TIME TO MAIL THE SHIT TO THEM. WITH THAT BEING SAID ……… THE BADDEST BLACK QUEEN JUST GOT HER HEAD CHOPPED OFF. FUCK KING’S LANDING AND ANYBODY THAT LOVE EM. BURN IT DOWN LIKE SETH ROLLINS. RIGHT NOW. EXPEDITIOUSLY.
This episode pissed me off so much. This is why I wanted everyone to die except Arya. You would think after the war with the dead strategy would be in the front of everyone’s mind and everyone have a common goal of getting City Girl Cersei out of Kings Landing. Jon acting like a bitch. Daenarys is actually looking like the mad queen right now. Sansa being petty as fuck. Tyrion and Varys are advisors and can’t agree on anything. City Girl Cersei got these idiots looking clueless.
Peace
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