Barack Obama is leaving the white house this year. It's been a cool 8 years and I never thought I'd see a black president. I wish Pac was here to see this shit. Right now we have a bunch of people lobbying for the presidency. Bernie Sanders, who's saying and doing all the right things is having a good campaign. He had breakfast with Killer Mike, that was some G shit right there. I don't know shit about Hilary Clinton. Actually I do, I just don't give a fuck to talk about her right now. Ben Carson, the let me me remind the teacher we had homework when they forgot face ass nigga won't win. Jeb Bush looks like a number 2 pencil. Donald Trump is flat out a hunk of shit. A big heaping hunk of shit to be exact. Kanye West said he wants to run. Fuck that. Until he makes another fire album he's automatically out of running. Our choices are really slim this year. We need a game changer. A person who gets shit done. A man of the people. A individual that deserves a spot in the race for November. Joel "40 Oz Van" Fuller should be the 45th President of The United States of America.
Who is 40 Oz Van? A visionary. A fashion designer. A businessman. A everyday around the way nigga. A kickback planner and enthusiast. I just named 5 things that automatically qualifies him to run this country. A president that can see and provide a better future, dress well, help the economy, will never act too good to shake hands with the people, and lastly he can party with the best of them. It's science. Fuck the rules of having to be 35 in order to run. We need changes and we need them now. He can put the whole country on. If America wants the greatest chance to finesse. 40 Oz Van has to be president. Here are 7 reasons why the 45th Mothafuckin President of The United States should be 40 Oz Van.
ELECTION NIGHT = BIGGEST 40 OZ BOUNCE
The night 40 is elected president you better believe the biggest 40 ounce bounce is going the fuck down. If you're not familiar with what the 40 Ounce Bounce is. It started out as a bbq where 40oz Van would give out free 40 ounces to the guests and just kick it. Over the years it became bigger and bigger to the point the police would keep shutting them down. Now he throws them in legit places in New York and also takes the party on the road. Places like Boston, Miami, Dallas, LA, D.C all hosted the 40 ounce bounce. He might give us a little speech, Pass out 40's and become the first president to walk through the crowd like a normal person chilling and smoking with the citizens. A citizen will grab a aux cord, pull up 40's audiomack profile, and we'll turn the fuck up and put on for America.
People just want to smoke in peace. It's all this fucking country wants. If Van is in office I'm positive this will happen. A G with a reputation of never being one to turn down a good smoke session, 40 would ensure Marijuana will be legal everywhere. Crime would drop significantly. There's nothing weed can't fix. You ever hear of someone going to do some fucked up shit while they were blowed on some real kush? Fuck no. They chilling the fuck out eating honey buns.
CHOPPED CHEESE FOR THE KIDS
I've only been to New York once. The Chopped Cheese sandwich is the greatest shit I had there. Instead of looking forward to pizza every friday in the Cafeteria. The kids will have Chopped Cheese to look forward to. Michelle Obama usually handled these type of decisions. Well 40 will have a thick shorty take Michelle's place for this.
NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM
Our national anthem is BORING! Don't trip though because 40 is now in office I'm sure we'll hear a new National Anthem, created by Playboi Carti and 21 Savage, or he'll pick some heat from soundcloud or audiomack.
STATE OF ADDRESS
Can you imagine the gems that will be dropped if 40 Oz Van does a state of address. I imagine him saying phrases like these below with long pauses in between each statement just so people can understand.
"Be careful who you put on."
"I'm Up, I'm Up."
"Don't be local forever."
"You can't have just one hustle."
"You ain't up if your mom's down."
"Trust your barber more than your shorty."
'Even if they don't fuck with you they still watch."
"Can we get high and listen to Gucci?"
Nothing but motivation for the nation.
Van is a great business man. He finessed social media so flawlessly it was truly inspiring to see a few years ago and still see today. You don't need college and college loan debt. You just need drive, common sense, focus, and a vision. The president will show all the youth the art of staying true to what works and gets you paid. The standard way isn't always your path. Future president Van has shown us this. Find your lane, bubble up, and keep your circle small with reliable people who play their position.
MAN OF THE PEOPLE
What I respect about Van is at his parties or other people parties he attends he's not thirsty for attention. He not on the mic talking shit while the dj playing music. He not a V.I.P type nigga. He's not on stage. He moves through functions how Ace explained to Keisha on Paid N Full. You already know who's party it is he doesn't need to remind people by standing on couches with bottles or trying to stunt on the people who support him. He's in the crowd. Shaking hands. Making connections. Smoking tree. Mingling. A man of the people. We need a president like that. It sends a great message to our youth that "They can do it too," If they just stay loyal, focused, and off sucka shit. He's just like us.
This don't have shit to do with shit. I just want to show yall these thick ass beautiful women on 40 Tumblr page over the years. I personally need a few more darker ones but I rock with this regardless.
40oz VAN FOR PRESIDENT 2020!